Saturday, December 11, 2010

IIT-Indian Institute for Tension


IIT. The ultimate fascination and sight of many parents. (Note the word 'parents' not 'students') Of course, any kid not afflicted with this IIT business might also get awed by this huge institution and the benefits it offers. In this modern age, to any above average ninth grader, it has become mandatory that he or she should be subjected to torture by forcing him into this IIT business.
Now moving on to the minimum system requirements to get into IIT.

1. Hard Work. Slog twenty five hours a day or die trying.
2. Brain, Sense and Logic. Nah, this is not the kind of logic used in chess and solitaire. Its Nerdy logic
3. Don't fall sick on the day of the exam.

So, that's it. Simple as that. Once you enter into this IIT business you're doomed. Period. Unless you are a professional nerd with a little something called sense.
Slog the last four years of school. Do whatever it takes. Go to IIT classes miles away from home. Go suffocate there but still learn. Bunk School. And sit home and study for IIT. Crazy. A certain IIT coaching sir also said that, in the facility and quality of knowledge he offers we might even get time to play for five minutes. What the world has become.
In case you're wondering about the little image. It is what people may call one of the 'Basics' for IIT. And how did I get this? How else? Google Images. :P
Unfortunately, I also happen to be one such kids involved in this mishap.
Toodles.

5 comments:

  1. Replace IIT with MIT and you have my situation. :P
    Mass. institute of....trouble? :D

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  2. Lol good one da

    And Arjun, that sum was awesome! :D

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  3. nice time to post these da :D keep up da gud work

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  4. @brat: lol :D

    @jun: exactly, but still i wanna go to iit class just for whatever reasons u have written... :)

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  5. Well.. we just had a big convo today...

    My efforts as I foretold Backfired :P

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